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SALMON
SUPERFOOD
BALLS

SMASH your

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BRINGING
BIG BALL ENERGY
TO YOUR DAILY ROUTINE

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SMASH it! is seafood reimagined: wild salmon and 15+ superfoods in a bold new format that makes eating seafood easier, healthier, tastier and WAY more fun.

 

Our BALLS are BIG (5oz.) and are designed to...

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  • FUEL YOUR DAY

  • FIGHT HUNGER PAINS

  • CLEAR BRAIN FOG

  • MAKE YOUR SKIN GLOW

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18+ grams

PROTEIN

5g of

FIBER

500 mg of OMEGAS

This is PROTEIN with BENEFITS!

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  • WILD SOCKEYE SALMON

  • KALE

  • YAM

  • QUINOA

  • CHIA SEEDS

  • FLAXSEEDS

  • ORANGE PEEL

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What's inside...

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  • CAULIFLOWER

  • ORANGE CARROT

  • PURPLE CARROT

  • BEETS

  • TURMERIC

Then coated in...

CLEAN INGREDIENTS        GLUTEN FREE        SUSTAINABLE WILD SALMON        GLP-1  FRIENDLY        EXCELLENT SOURCE OR FIBER        OMEGAS 3 | 6 | 9

HOW TO HANDLE OUR BALLS

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1. SMASH em!

 

2. COOK em!

 

3. EAT em!

 

In wraps, salads, burgers, as a snack or all on their own!

 2 BOLD FLAVORS

CRANSLAM

CRANBERRIES, FETA, & ROSEMARY

THE BOLD ONE

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She’s bold, she’s sweet, and she’s got balls (literally).
CRANSLAM laughs in the face of boring patties and serves up 20g of protein with a side of sass. Think festive cranberries, tangy feta, and a hint of rosemary—rolled in vibrant veggie crumbs that scream “main character energy.”

Whether she’s powering your workday wrap or leveling up your holiday-style salad, CRANSLAM is here to fuel your body, feed your glow, and smash boring meals to bits.

Beauty. Brains. Balls.

That’s CRANSLAM.

THE EXOTIC ONE

COCOCURRY

COCONUT, CURRY & HOT HONEY

COCOCURRY doesn’t walk into a room—she struts, bringing the heat, the flavor, and the firepower.

Sweet coconut, bold curry, and a drizzle of hot honey make her the life of the party (and your lunch).

She’s got superfoods, she’s got spice, she’s got 18g of clean protein—and she’s unapologetically fabulous. Smash her into tacos, bowls, or lettuce wraps, and suddenly it’s a vacation vibe and a wellness win.

Sweet. Spicy. Savage.

That’s COCOCURRY.

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THE BALLERz

Yes, we SMASH it! daily
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MONICA

CEO & Co-Founder

Busy Mom of 2

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SHELLY

CIO & Co-Founder

GLP-1 user

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ERICA

Marketing Manager

Breast Cancer Survivor

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CHEF SPIKE

Mendelsohn 

Top Chef Investor Partner

MONIQUE

Functional Wellness Coach & Chef

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WHERE TO BUY
OUR BALLS

SMASH it! is getting the BALL rolling  in all Central Market locations across Texas.

Join the SMASH SQUAD and sign up for our newsletter to be the first to know about new products, exclusive releases, and special launches.

OUR MISSION

At SMASH it!, our mission is simple: fuel your wins - big or small. Whether you’re crushing workouts, chasing kids, or just trying to feel your best, these balls have your back.

Our Salmon Superfood Balls were designed to work as hard as you do. Wild Alaskan Salmon + real veggies + nutrient-packed superfoods = craveable, clean ingredient, omega-rich fuel with everything your body needs (and nothing it doesn’t) in a convenient format.

And yeah… we’re here to keep it FUN  because let’s be real, healthy can be boring.

But SMASH it! isn’t just food. It’s a community of people who want to feel good, live bold, and have fun along the way. We want to empower you to SMASH your day, every day. 

Got a question, flavor idea, or want to join our SMASH SQUAD? Hit us up - we’d love to hear from you.

Now go on… SMASH it, baby!

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1150 Old Ferry Rd.
Grimstead, Virginia
800-775-8146

Contact us

 

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